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PRIESTESS Drops Today! FREE PROMO and CONTEST WINNERS!
011 years ago
It’s Friday the 13th. And what better reading material for a weekend excursion to, say, Crystal Lake, then the first volume of Justine Geoffrey‘s collected BLACKSTONE Erotica series? Migraineers… you already know our wicked weird-smut authoress and if you don’t, well, here’s your chance to snuggle up with the succubus. Martian Migraine Press is releasing PRIESTESS today in multiple formats AT NO CHARGE TO YOU! Free on Amazon. Free here. You said “gimme some sugar, baby” and Justine said “sure, why the hell not!” cuz she’s a sweetheart like that, natch. With cover art by James Pavelec and some truly shuddersome extras, this is a hefty e-tome you’re going to want weighing down your reading device!
To purchase this book in Kindle/.mobi format, click HERE.
To purchase this book in EPUB format, click HERE.
To purchase this book in PDF format, click HERE.
And of course we can’t forget our contest winners! Denise Gorse and Luis Abbadie entered by email with the correct answer, while Joseph Magnuson and Jordan Stratford tweeted their winning guess to us on, yes, Twitter, you wise guys. Bobby Derie chimed in on the fazboog somewhere, and though we’ve lost the original entry, we know he got it. And no, we won’t be revealing the Triple-Word of Power: you can ask the fellas and lady above, if you’re keen to know. They’ll all be receiving a copy of PRIESTESS in the format of their choice, as well as one other MMP title from our growing catalogue!
The PRIESTESS Free Promo will be running until MONDAY SEPTEMBER 16th so please, let the weirdos in your life know and let’s show Justine some eldritch love!
PRIESTESS Contest!
011 years ago
“Laugh all you want, motherf**kers.
You’re forgetting one thing. Or rather, three things.
Three…
little…
words… “
— from Red Monolith Frenzy Book 1 of the Blackstone series by Justine G
Yes, that Triple-Word of Power sure lets our Justine get away with a lot in the Blackstone series! And she’s never hinted at the actual words, nope, not anywhere in the text, and never in our personal interactions with her either. Which, to be completely honest, we’re rather thankful for, all things considered. As primal ur-spells go, the Triple-Word is a doozy!
Yeah, whatever those dread phonemes are, she’s keeping them to herself. Of course, that doesn’t mean we can’t hold a little contest for Migraineers in advance of the release of PRIESTESS (Blackstone Volume One) next FRIDAY the 13th!
CAN YOU GUESS THE TRIPLE-WORD OF POWER?
Guess correctly and win a copy of PRIESTESS and one other MMP title of your choice! Hint: it’s seven syllables in total, and it’s a classic.
Get your guesses in to us by email (info@martianmigrainepress.com) OR follow us on Twitter @MartianMigraine and tweet your guess to us there OR like Martian Migraine Press on Facebook and post your answer to our wall. Justine will view all entries and select the lucky boys, girls, and assorted entities who get it right. While we try not to look on, because some things? Some things you can’t unsee.
However you do it, just do it, and do it BEFORE THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 13! Because that’s when the contest closes. All correct guesses will receive their prize just in time to start reading on Friday the 13th!
SKAWT CHONZZ: Plutonian Crime Lord or Slam Poet? YOU DECIDE
011 years ago
Sure, he’s got a voice like the fragrant lubricating honey of alien bees poured over the red-hot workings of some kinda sexy murder-machine. And yeah, his spoken weirdness is pulled from the top drawer of the Weird Bureau and then rubbed all over his thoroughly unusual genitals before delivery to a gleeful audience, as Nature intended. Plus, the guy looks great in a suit.
But were you aware that SKAWT CHONZZ (Plutonian Crime Lord and the only anti-poet to be treading the stage at the Verses Festival / Canadian Individual Poetry Slam this week in Vancouver) is also altruistic as fuck? IT’S TRUE.
Enjoy some grainy video of skawt in his natural habitat below, and then head on over to >> this link << to pick up a FREE COPY of his genuinely disturbing occult-themed “poetry” chapbook R’LYEH SUTRA (now in electronic form), from Martian Migraine Press. Yes, if you’re attending any of the slam bouts at the Verses Festival this week, you’ll no doubt be laying down some cash for glorified folded and stapled 8.5×11″ copy paper but only skawt chonzz gives away precious, highly refined electrons that work on any computing device for free!
That’s just the kind of crime lord he is. Enjoy!
